Multi-fandom. Multi-shipper. Slash fanatic. Future ruler of the universe.
Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.
I’m laughing way too hard at awkward!Snape just standing there.
Snape is standing there like
“Oh no don’t mind me I can’t see anything that you’re doing at all because this book is so interesting and it is so close to my face that I can’t see anything other than this book right here in front of my face.”
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
THIS IS SO BRILLIANT
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
they will truly never lower that viewer thing for spock will they
spock doesn’t complain and jim makes sure it’s at that exact height. eye-level height. jim kirk eye-level height. ‘anything worth scanning, mr. spock?’ meanwhile chekov and sulu exchange looks like these are our senior officers. they actually believe we don’t notice the captain staring at commander spock’s ass. amazing
just think about shepard after the lazarus project responding to people’s shock and ‘you’re alive??’ questions by saying, with a completely straight face, ‘yes. i took the time off because of my baby. would you like to see my baby?’ then whipping out a wallet with a picture of grunt inside
'isn't he cute? everybody says he has my eyes'
remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural
this actually happened
disney channel movies had way better representation than hollywood or most disney movies released in theaters ever did
when disney was cool
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