DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i like this photoset because it’s like she sees me and thinks i’m cool but then as i walk closer she’s just incredibly disappointed
Dat color coord. Dying of envy. Lovely person.
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Just a reminder that Duke Nukem 3D was ported to the Megadrive in South America.
"How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.
Hero’s Bag & Hero’s Satchel Messenger Bags
- Embroidered Hylian music score
- Ten note pins lets you recreate
- Every possible song
- Hero’s Bag holds full-size laptops
Hero’s Bag (Messenger Bag) - $42.99
Hero’s Satchel (Field Bag) - $34.99
Brass Pin Set Upgrade - $9.00
Dragon Ball Z summed up in a nutshell from Dragon Ball Z: Buu’s Fury, Game Boy Advance.
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room now, pretending to be a tiger.
This is what we need to teach.